SPAM Day!

[theoriginalblurker]

I can't believe how much spam I have been getting today.  Usually it trickles in all day, but today has been a




...(wait for it)...








tsunami of spam!!


Of course, I didn't realize that it was National Spam Day.  Here's one for you to ponder:

awake find play
I sign see
Or organise know
For hear finish
As cancel drink
yes need use
minute need sleep
For stand talk
right listen give
close wait cancel
hour cough count


What the heck are you selling, Vincent Hilary?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Let's deconstruct:


awake find play


This service is intended for those who fell asleep during the third act of MacBeth.


I sign see
Or organise know
For hear finish


This service is for deaf people who either want the play subtitled, or they want somebody to tell them how it ends.


As cancel drink
yes need use
minute need sleep


This is a bid for sympathy; the playhouse bar operator has cut them off and shortly they are about to pass out.


For stand talk
right listen give
close wait cancel
hour cough count


Apparently even hearing people might want this service because somebody was hacking up a lung on the third row and nobody could hear any of the dialogue.

So, there you have it: drunk people want you to support the subtitling of the Scottish Play. Get out your checkbook.