Joke Time

[theoriginalblurker]

Got this joke from a_dodecahedron on Monday, and I really liked it.

What's orange, and sounds like a parrot?



A carrot!



I can't stop giggling.

Do you guys have any jokes to share?


EDIT: Ok, so it was from a_dodecahedron. I get these two mixed up all the time. ;)

Comments

[la-directora.livejournal.com]

That must be a left-brained, engineer type joke, since it doesn't make me giggle at all. :)

Here are two my mother sent me:
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Two blondes were reading their daily newspapers and one of them sees a headline that says:

"TWO BRAZILIAN SOLDIERS KILLED"

She thinks for a minute, and then whispers to her friend, "Psssst.....how many is a brazilian?"
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A woman decided to try to understand football so she could watch it with her husband on Sunday afternoons. She watched with him for a few weeks, at the end of which he said, "So, do you understand football now?" She said, "Yeah, I think I do, but it all seems pretty pointless. I mean, the start the game by tossing a quarter, and then they spend the rest of the game trying to get the quarter back."
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That's all I've got for the moment. :)

[kcarp.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you need to go to this page. http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/jokes.htm

Bri has just started a snake project, so you can guess which ones are in constant repetition and expansion here.

K

[hwrnmnbsol.livejournal.com]

No jokes, exactly, but I love the one-liners of Mitch Hedberg:

"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down."

[a-dodecahedron.livejournal.com]

Hee. Thank you, but you actually got that from drangelo, who heard it in the Obligatory Pirate's Cove. I got one, though.

What does a mermaid mathematician wear?

An algae bra.