The Black Hand

[theoriginalblurker]

Apparently, I use my right hand and thumb for everything.  Some things, believe it or not, actually require two hands.

I may end up in a ponytail for the next three weeks, because washing/conditioning/combing/gelling/scrunching my hair is ridiculous with one hand.  I can't open jars, wash dishes, write legibly, or put on a necklace.  It took me over a minute to put on my watch this morning, and I eventually had to use my mouth.


I need a manservant.

Comments

[auspeople.livejournal.com]

I need a manservant.

But don't you need two hands for that, too?