Joke Time

[theoriginalblurker]

Got this joke from a_dodecahedron on Monday, and I really liked it.

What's orange, and sounds like a parrot?



A carrot!



I can't stop giggling.

Do you guys have any jokes to share?


EDIT: Ok, so it was from a_dodecahedron. I get these two mixed up all the time. ;)

Comments

[la-directora.livejournal.com]

That must be a left-brained, engineer type joke, since it doesn't make me giggle at all. :)

Here are two my mother sent me:
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Two blondes were reading their daily newspapers and one of them sees a headline that says:

"TWO BRAZILIAN SOLDIERS KILLED"

She thinks for a minute, and then whispers to her friend, "Psssst.....how many is a brazilian?"
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A woman decided to try to understand football so she could watch it with her husband on Sunday afternoons. She watched with him for a few weeks, at the end of which he said, "So, do you understand football now?" She said, "Yeah, I think I do, but it all seems pretty pointless. I mean, the start the game by tossing a quarter, and then they spend the rest of the game trying to get the quarter back."
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That's all I've got for the moment. :)

Bush-bashing

[tikvah.livejournal.com]

I've heard the Brazilian soldier joke, only it was making fun of W, not blondes. Much more entertaining that way. ;-)

Re: Bush-bashing

[la-directora.livejournal.com]

True enough.

And what the heckfire are you doing with a cat usericon? Doesn't it make you sneeze?

Re: Bush-bashing

[tikvah.livejournal.com]

The kitten belongs to a friend of a friend, and she was so photogenic I had to grab a few pix. I like cats well enough (other than psycho cats who are menaces to humanity), as long as I don't have to breathe in their dander for very long.

[kcarp.livejournal.com]

Heh. I heard the first one as a Bush joke.

K