Joke Time

[theoriginalblurker]

Got this joke from a_dodecahedron on Monday, and I really liked it.

What's orange, and sounds like a parrot?



A carrot!



I can't stop giggling.

Do you guys have any jokes to share?


EDIT: Ok, so it was from a_dodecahedron. I get these two mixed up all the time. ;)

Comments

Bush-bashing

[tikvah.livejournal.com]

I've heard the Brazilian soldier joke, only it was making fun of W, not blondes. Much more entertaining that way. ;-)

Re: Bush-bashing

[la-directora.livejournal.com]

True enough.

And what the heckfire are you doing with a cat usericon? Doesn't it make you sneeze?

Re: Bush-bashing

[tikvah.livejournal.com]

The kitten belongs to a friend of a friend, and she was so photogenic I had to grab a few pix. I like cats well enough (other than psycho cats who are menaces to humanity), as long as I don't have to breathe in their dander for very long.