Joke Time

[theoriginalblurker]

Got this joke from a_dodecahedron on Monday, and I really liked it.

What's orange, and sounds like a parrot?



A carrot!



I can't stop giggling.

Do you guys have any jokes to share?


EDIT: Ok, so it was from a_dodecahedron. I get these two mixed up all the time. ;)

Comments

[hwrnmnbsol.livejournal.com]

No jokes, exactly, but I love the one-liners of Mitch Hedberg:

"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down."

[la-directora.livejournal.com]

I carry a backpack almost every day, though I rarely wear turtlenecks. I promise the next time I leave the house, I'm going to have myself a little giggle at the image of the midget on my back. (I guess he's just REALLY weak and can't strangle me.)

[greeneyes-rpi.livejournal.com]

My little midget is sitting next to me on the floor waiting for us to leave. He holds my tablet hostage, so I have to take him with me.


I think he's giving me the eye...or that may be an eyelet.