Joke Time

[theoriginalblurker]

Got this joke from a_dodecahedron on Monday, and I really liked it.

What's orange, and sounds like a parrot?



A carrot!



I can't stop giggling.

Do you guys have any jokes to share?


EDIT: Ok, so it was from a_dodecahedron. I get these two mixed up all the time. ;)

Comments

[a-dodecahedron.livejournal.com]

Hee. Thank you, but you actually got that from drangelo, who heard it in the Obligatory Pirate's Cove. I got one, though.

What does a mermaid mathematician wear?

An algae bra.

[drangelo.livejournal.com]

Algae bra! Excellent!

Oh, and dodec is right - it was from KoL, and I mentioned it along with the following:

What's gold and sounds like a pirate?

Pyrite.

And then, of course, there was the one with the ship's wheel...

[greeneyes-rpi.livejournal.com]

Oh, I get you two mixed up all the time. :)