On those occasions when
drangelo and I decide to meet for dinner after work, we, of course, will each arrive in our own cars. This inevitably results in having to drive two cars home (are you following me here?). Because
drangelo is a marvelous gentleman, he will often walk me to my car to say goodbye. (Those times that he doesn't are only because I walk
him to
his car to say goodbye. Either way, we end up saying goodbye at one car or the other.) These goodbyes generally involve kissing. Not, big teenage slobbery make-out sessions, but not like you would kiss your great aunt Sally either. As I walk away towards my own car, or as he walks to his, I like to call out, "say hi to your wife for me!"
He hates that.
I'm not sorry. Does that make me a bad person?